oh dear god. I have too many. Here’s a relatively recent one: One time I walked into a car and sat down in it, thinking it was my car, and the lady was like “Who are you?! Why are you in my car?!” and I was like, “Oh. You aren’t my mom.” and I just walked out of the car. A few people saw/heard it because the windows were all rolled down but it was so embarrassing because it was right in front of my highschool! (before I graduated obviously).
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